No it's not the wedding bells.
It's the alarms going on in your head.
Monday mornings and the reminder that nothing stops even though you might want things to,at times.
So I'm walking on the streets,earphones plugged I say-"My swag's on!!"...cheesy as it may sound..sometimes in too much swag ,almost on the brink of getting hit by cars,buses or any kind of public transport.So yeah I'd rather be hit by a random car than by public transport it spares the crowd sympathy!
So I'm walking and come by the crossing I still have my swag on....and then suddenly it happens!I get hit..yeah not by a public transport not even by a random car.It was a WOMAN a giant woman!She stares I stare,I stare she stares....while I still have my swag on I don't feel it anymore.I feel the rage climbing up in my brain starting to destroy my apparent peace cells and definitely my swag .I reach for my, no not a weapon...I reach for my earphone and I unleash my earphone from my right ear! Wow I now have half my swag ! THAT WOMAN!I gave her the look that I would probably give to a person who digs my grave to find my skeleton just lying hopelessly!
Lesson learnt-STAY AWAY FROM MY SWAG!!
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